flashbulbs-purple-irises:

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH

somehow tumblr always has the best compliments

voldemortsblog:

lucid-flower:

ay-drian:

getting over someone you never even dated

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I don’t know why this picture is so accurate

i dont know why this picture was ever taken

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

brassballsofjustice:

pupchan:

being proud of something and NO one caresimage

IS HE SLEEPING ON A CAKE???

laugh-addict:

when you see your parent come home from the grocery store

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