“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
but a very cute trashcan
make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
somehow tumblr always has the best compliments
getting over someone you never even dated
I don’t know why this picture is so accurate
i dont know why this picture was ever taken
When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once
- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
being proud of something and NO one cares
IS HE SLEEPING ON A CAKE???